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Poke-Asshole

A person who plays Pokémon Go, usually while driving, with absolutely no regard for the safety of those around them.
That Poke-Asshole nearly ran me over!
by DEthington July 16, 2016
mugGet the Poke-Assholemug.

Poseidon poke

When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.
Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!
by QuinnReed.4201 October 26, 2022
mugGet the Poseidon pokemug.

Poke-Hentai

A type of hentai that includes Pokémon or a character wearing a Pokémon outfit.
Poke-Hentai can be very hot and sexual when performed well.
by A cat-dog May 6, 2019
mugGet the Poke-Hentaimug.

mosey poke

When getting from one place to another at an unnecessarily slow pace, not mentally just physically
If you mosey poke around while at work you boss is sure to get upset with you .
by mix March 29, 2015
mugGet the mosey pokemug.

Poke the moon

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.
Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.
by Blades-runner December 30, 2017
mugGet the Poke the moonmug.

gopher poking

when you have to make doo butt dont have a place to go to so your gopher pokes out of its hole... the corn hole.
I had to take a shit so bad I was gopher poking.

i was gopher poking when i attempted figging and i think the gopher isnt a vegan.

I bet I can save those gopher poke folk by making free solar porta pottys with fans and dryer sheets and pay for it with advertising on the porta pottys.
by openInvent December 17, 2016
mugGet the gopher pokingmug.

Poke the critter

Teenage boys spend a lot of time talking about how much they want to poke the critter
by Duke Dillon November 2, 2019
mugGet the Poke the crittermug.

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