Pizza Dog

some one who eats pizza for practically every meal. often lets the pizza grease stay on the sides of his mouth. may have sauce between his teeth.

guy 1. " hey wanna go get some pizza ?"

guy 2." na im no pizza dog "

by mliro April 3, 2011

Pizza fucker

Someone who literally has sex with pizza.

Gino: What the hell are you doing?!??!?
Khonjin: I'm jacking off with my pep-pep-pepperoni pizza
Gino: You god damn pizza fucker

by Gay_spag February 22, 2017

Pizza tits

tits that are so flat and floppy that you have to hold them like a slice of pizza

When she took off her bra, I had to use a pizza stone to suck her pizza tits.

by URM November 22, 2006

Sofa Pizza

Pizza, or any old unrecognizable, food found in the cushions of the couch, chair etc. that you are still able to consume with little or no stomach upset.

While watching Jimmy Fallon last night, I snacked on some Sofa Pizza I found during the commercial break.

by Sistergoldenhair May 11, 2009

Pizza Theory

A theory applied to sex that uses pizza as the example.
There is good pizza, bad pizza, and great pizza. Any of these are better than no pizza at all. The same goes with sex.

Guy 1: How was it?

Guy 2: You know the pizza theory.

by Goingreen April 27, 2009

Pokie Pizza

A kind gacha content creator, he inspires other people to create a gacha channel. Pokie if you're reading this, just to let you know that I'm a big fan of you. Be whoever you are :)

Pokie Pizza is the best!!

by Paul loves you <3 October 14, 2020

Pizza Eclipse

The blockage of light caused in the refrigerator by an unfinished pizza box, placed too closely to the ceiling.

"I can't find a damn thing in this fridge... this stupid pizza eclipse has got to go, somebody finish this pizza."

by M. Bonomini January 10, 2009