Piss Stream

Piss that which criss/crosses in a somewhat sinusoidal pattern before it hits the water beneath.

"The more z-amount I forced it, the more it performed the twist."

-"Drinking and pissing fuck"

"Sometimes it sqeeks a viper piss, so I struggle to force a piss stream... elss it leak onto the seat."

-"Hard dick"

by dhc529 September 8, 2009

piss pistol

a relatively uncommon phrase referring to the masculine sexual organs and their capability to squirt body fluids similar to a water pistol. often the piss pistol is used for self defense in the common high school locker room.

dude, don't kick me down there. i need my piss pistol to make babies in the future.

by wow567443 December 31, 2009

piss mortar

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.

"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."

by Peshka March 25, 2010

piss my bird

to be highly upset by someone, something, or just generally pissed off.

my boss is really going to piss my bird if he doesnt give me a raise.

by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010

piss sonar

The echolocation tool men use when they piss in the dark to make sure they're hitting the toilet. This involves starting to urinate and listening carefully for the sound of the urine stream hitting the toilet water. If the sound is not heard, aiming adjustments are made until such time as the reassuring sound is heard.

Joe: "Man, I got home last night drunk, went in the bathroom, didn't turn on the light and ended up pissing all over the bathroom floor."
Bob: "You should have used piss sonar to find the toilet, bro."
Joe: "Oh."

by weyus August 20, 2013

Piss Tornado

When you spin your pelvic area in circles while taking a piss, causing piss to fly every which way, all over everything.

Dude 1: What the fuck bro, why is there piss everywhere!

Dude 2: Duuuuude you shoulda been there, I made a sweet piss tornado.

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Dude 1: Check out that hot chick over there!

Dude 2: I'd let her make a piss tornado on me if you know what I'm saying!

by Palutena May 12, 2014

piss trout

A no tooth junky whore who may or may not be selling her body for methamphetamines and makes her living by participating in one golden shower after the other

“Jackie Lynn is such a piss trout you would not believe what she did to Clarence behind the save-a-lot last weekend”

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D May 6, 2018