Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.
Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.
by base bonwell March 15, 2018
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Seattle Pilots

A 1969 MLB expansion franchise that lasted one season before relocating to Milwaukee and becoming the Brewers
The ineptitude of the Seattle Mariners can be traced back to the lone season of the Seattle Pilots.
by TeaN'All February 18, 2021
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Shite-pilot

A homosexual, someone who practices trouser love.
Dude: Has Jimmy got a girlfriend?
Other dude: That shite-pilot? he likes the cock too much.
by MadMax1993 January 09, 2012
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Lazy Pilot

Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.
Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.
by TruthTeller!!! April 11, 2018
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Powder Pilot

some one who is extremely skilled at either skiing or snowboarding on open mountains and fresh powder.
guy 1:Man that dude really can ski
guy 2: yeah, he goes Heli-Skiing all the time
guy 1:that guy is a real powder pilot always carving new lines in fresh snow
by Holzburg May 10, 2010
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Piloted

To be supremely dominated by a member of the opposite sex. It is related to the term pussywhipped, or pussy whipped. However to be piloted is to be further subjugated than to be pussy whipped. It is when someone is completely at the behest of another person, (or persons). They lose completed control of their inhibitions and comply to every whim of the person who is piloting.
Atish was totally piloted by his ex-wife. This has left lasting and permanent damage to his behaviour, making him a little bitch.বেহায়া
by Jeremy_spoke_in June 21, 2020
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Piss Pilot

The act of directing another persons piss.

Commonly by aiming their penis.
"I was so drunk last night I needed my GF to piss pilot for me"
by egroeG araT January 16, 2014
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