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crappy pilot

Someone who is very similar to Tristern Mccan
He's so silly, he's such a crappy pilot.
by ShinryBart April 3, 2024
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Pilot

While this is most commonly known as an aircraft “driver”, Pilot is also the name of a super cute guy. Pilot is funny and not afraid to flaunt his weirdness in front of everybody. He is smart and a good, well-behaved student. He is a little short but makes up for it with his big personality. Pilot is, like, super cute! So many girls ik have a crush on him, and some boys. Anyone would be lucky to have Pilot as a friend or boyfriend.
Pilot: “says something random and stupid”
All the girls ik: OMG HE IS SO HOT
by 😶‍🌫️ May 24, 2022
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wad-pilot

A jack-off, A person who greatly desires a wad and steers themselves towards it like a 747 being piloted towards a runway. Also, a person consumed by the trivialities of life, not unlike a chronic masturbator.
"I hate Moose, he's such a fucking wad-pilot for stealing all of my dvds and skipping out on rent"
by cassius$ July 18, 2006
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pilot g-2

You shouldn't have gone looking for this.
Taylor shouldnt have looked for the pilot g-2 pens.
by The less you see June 14, 2024
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herpes pilot

A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.

2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
by UnitedBusDriver January 23, 2017
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Twat Pilot

When a girl sits on your face while you are driving with the chair reclined back. She steers while you use the pedals and lick her wet twat.
lets go for a drive and do the twat pilot baby.
by I<3pussy445 January 24, 2022
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