by Johnfort089 May 16, 2025
Get the Peytonmug. this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.
everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?
by thatspicything April 23, 2019
Get the peyton coopermug. When you such shit out of someone’s ass unknowingly utilize you shit it out then someone eats it from yours.
by The hampster September 16, 2023
Get the adult Peytonmug. Peyton is OP and when he's mad he'll beat someone. When someone's bullying he'll beat them. Peyton is really nice ,too, but don't get on his bad side or else you'll face the consequences.
by Chrome_kobrax June 20, 2019
Get the Peytonmug. Big ASS HEAD, Stupid ASF, Tall as SHIT, usually can only bench press 135, did I mention Peyton's have BIG ASS HEADS, dates freshman as tall as him, wants nic and dick but cant decide which one more, doesn't own a pair of shorts, and wears the same shirt everyday.
Jacob: Do you see that guy with the BIG ASS HEAD!?
Huston: Oh yeah he's for sure a Peyton.
Jacob: God damn that shit big asf
Huston: Oh yeah he's for sure a Peyton.
Jacob: God damn that shit big asf
by LoverBoy3434 December 25, 2021
Get the Peytonmug. Peyton is a smart guy, that is always ahead of his class. At first he can be shy, but when you get to know him he will never shut up. He is very short and skinny, but that can’t stop him. He looks like a kid, but he’s really more mature than you think. Some people think he’s funny, others think he’s annoying. He can give you advice if you want. He is not looking for a date, but he wants as many friends as possible. Some think he’s ugly, some think he’s cute. He needs glasses to.
Peyton is interesting
by MaximumYT March 3, 2021
Get the Peytonmug. A hot worderful boy that is funny. He even laughs at he own jokes and he is extremely loving and he can play soccer
by The Player For The Girls April 27, 2019
Get the peyton tartmug.