even and peyton

A good couple. They are both super short and are super cute together.

Wow look it is Even and Peyton

by lol lol lol lol lol lol lol February 13, 2018

Peyton

A rice loving skinny Asian boy

"Yo I heard Peyton likes rice!"

by trollin_rollin May 31, 2022

peyton connelly

hottest girl you will ever meet, you might get rejected for a while at first but then she will finally come thru. sweetest girl you will ever meet in your whole entire life, Peyton has the most charming smile and has the most beautiful eyes. people wish they could be half of what she is. she is always down to cuddle and have a good time. they have a funny personality and she loves hanging up lights and if she is your girl she will support you 100%. if you reject a Peyton Connelly you are a piece of shit. in conclusion…. do you want to hang next weekend???

*person 1* - is that Peyton Connelly???
*person 2* - yeah she is fine as wine!

by the real poopy pants January 4, 2020

peyton

the only peyton i knew was a moron, a dick and threw tantrums about everything. do not make friends with them. they may in some cases watch hentai.

peyton sucks.

by im a good person March 16, 2020

Ava, Peyton, And Lyla

The 3 best friends ever. They live so far apart but they’re so close at the same time. Ajay likes to stalk them, but he’s not smart enough, and they find it funny. They have some cool inside jokes. 🦍💨 will never be funnier to anyone because it’s an old 4 am joke. They’re the biggest crackheads on earth and that probably why god made them to not live close because nobody could handle them together

Ava, Peyton, and Lyla are so crazy, who let them be together?

by Hippo :) April 26, 2020

Peyton's Law

A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"

However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."

Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.

Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.

Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."

Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"

by Netyop September 8, 2020

peyton cooper

this is peyton cooper for ya. u won’t like him in the beginning, u will most likely think he’s gay. u will be the love of his life for a while until he is determined to stick his tiny penis in every hole on ur body. nothing can make him happy except i quick sucky but don’t worry it’s not that hard if it’s 3 inches!! lose ur virginity to him? it doesn’t count if it’s under 3 inches! he is 5 feet tall and has a stutter. he will stop loving u and then ask u for anal 2 months after breaking up. u get sick after kissing him because he most likely hasent brushed his teeth in two weeks. he smells like pickles and likes to deepthroat them in his spare time. he acts like he hates his exes then goes back when he realizes no one wants a dick that small. he watches grinch porn and fucks his stuffed animal. he is well known as pickle boy and has one friend that he’s gay for. he can’t spell or even talk. ur parents will hate him and ur mom will ask if he’s even hit puberty yet. and don’t u worry the food stuck in his braces just makes making out with him a joy. don’t fall for a peyton cooper he doesn’t cut his pubes.

everybody in seneca valley school district- who tf is peyton cooper

me- the one with the small dick
everyone- OHHHH!! u mean pickle boy?

by thatspicything April 23, 2019