Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.
Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!
Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.
Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.
Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.
Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.
by Aleava Malone March 25, 2011
Get the Premature Ewishulator mug.When you spend money that you think you won in a bet before the wager is actually over. In some cases could result in you being down more money then when you first made the bet.
" Man I am premature ejacuspending the money that I bet on the superbowl"
-"What if the Steelers dont win"
-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"
-"What if the Steelers dont win"
-"Then i am screwed and shouldnt have ejacuspent that money"
by javy06 February 25, 2011
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Get the Premature esendulation mug.The act of NASA downgrading Pluto from a planet to a "dwarf planet" (whatever THAT is) prematurely then finding yet another moon orbiting it. The act of premature deplanetation caused all science textbooks and supplemental teaching materials published prior to 2006 to be obsolete. However, with this fourth moon discovery, could Pluto regain it's glory as a full fledged planet?
Joe: Dude, can you believe that Pluto is not a planet? Now I can't teach my kids that mnemonic device "My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas" to learn the planets.
Mike: Don't worry, Bro. I heard NASA is experiencing some premature deplanetation since they discovered Pluto has a fourth moon.
Mike: Don't worry, Bro. I heard NASA is experiencing some premature deplanetation since they discovered Pluto has a fourth moon.
by Miss Gradenko July 21, 2011
Get the premature deplanetation mug.A Premature Nerdgasm is when you have a nerdgasm about something defining comics, anime, or any other kind of fandom, speculating what you think might be happening, but only to find out you are dead wrong.
The Premature Nerdgasm MIGHT be followed by a true nerdgasm if it turns out it is actually better than your insane theory.
The Premature Nerdgasm MIGHT be followed by a true nerdgasm if it turns out it is actually better than your insane theory.
"I thought the Doctor was back on Gallifrey, giving me a nerdgasm, but it turns out he was actually in this place called the House or something, I don't know, I wasn't paying attention, so I guess I just suffered, like many Americans, a 'premature nerdgasm'." - Nerdy Man
by GentlemanChapNuts July 24, 2011
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No, I didn't finish my Online exam, I missed five questions because of premature minimization. The window closed and I had to close five other screens before I could get it back.
by DjLimitless2 May 21, 2011
Get the Premature Minimization mug.Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.
John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.
by jimivox June 16, 2011
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