Parking Queen

A fairly unconvincing transvestite who gives suck jobs in the public toilets at shopping centre carparks. Normally for under $5 or just for the hot meal.

Lauren is parking queen of the Target city carpark. Don't work her territory or "she" will stab you with an AIDS filled syringe.

by chris+ February 25, 2008

Pekin

Pekin is a town of about 30,000 people located in central Illinois.
The river is always flooding and it generally smells like fish.
Life in Pekin is rather mediocre.

Me: I live in Pekin!
Stranger: Ew that town smells like fish!

by Mollisaurus April 24, 2013

Parking lot stalker

Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.

You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes

by Joey Shabadoo September 19, 2008

pecking

The art of placing a traditional party hat in the shape of a cone on your head, so that it covers your mouth, and proceeding to strike your fellow party-goers with it.

Did you see Genesis the other night? They say only 3 people survived after that pecking incident.

by mastahp September 28, 2014

Parkinsons

some one who cannot dance but is moving around a hell of a lot

that dude has parkinsons, look at his moves

by Dusty Bottoms 69 July 1, 2007

Maddy Parkin

The sluttiest of sluts. Dirtier than a hooker's vagina. No matter where you hide your boyfriend, she WILL find him. BEWARE of the Maddy Parkin.

She's hooked up with 8 guys in a week, she's such a Maddy Parkin.

by fourloko69 June 30, 2014

Parkinsturbation

When someone with Parkinson's is masturbating and starts having a fit of the shakes in his/her arm and doesn't know what it's going to do next, so it's like a handjob from a stranger everytime.

Michael J. Fox is a master of the art of Parkinsturbation.

by Nevest June 3, 2010