I’ve put my cock deep in the mouth of Delondrea, it was warm, it felt awesome, my best Sacramento pencil case ever.
by John Vag August 9, 2018
Get the Sacramento pencil casemug. An act of sexual mutilation where a woman places a razor blade between her breasts prior to the act of titty-fucking.
"You still looking at getting circumcised?"
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
"No need. A girl surprised with a Glaswegian Pencil Sharpener last weekend."
by Quinterious December 12, 2020
Get the Glaswegian Pencil Sharpenermug. It means you get a smooth drag from a smoking apparatus usually weed related the term was used by Kyle Gass in the movie Tenacious D in the pick of destiny as he took a fine toke of the Bong of Destiny
by ReeferEnthusiast April 5, 2015
Get the draws like a pencilmug. This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...
No, you miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...
No, you miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 14, 2018
Get the Pens Pencils downmug. It is when you grab a mechanical pencil of any sort and threaten someone with it verbally, or just wield it like a madman
by Kaylathecat8 June 7, 2018
Get the Death by mechanical pencil!mug. When a women doesn't want to say she is on her period. This is the code word for: I'm on my period, don't mess with me!
Coloring is a perfect noun-that is used when you use this term.
Coloring is a perfect noun-that is used when you use this term.
Don't mess with Christy, she is coloring with her red colored pencil today, and being a total BY-otch!
Angela: I don't feel like swimming today, I am coloring with my red-colored pencil until Friday, and NOT in the mood.
Angela: I don't feel like swimming today, I am coloring with my red-colored pencil until Friday, and NOT in the mood.
by ChefLadyLeo August 3, 2012
Get the red colored pencilmug. Missing your pencil is to be extremely bitchy and pissy for no real reason. In association with PMS, but may come other than the time of the month
From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil
may be used for both men and women
From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil
may be used for both men and women
Samantha: SHIT! SHUT UP! ROAR!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?
Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?
Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!
by Kenzzz March 8, 2008
Get the Missing your Pencilmug.