Pansexual

When you stick your dick in a microwave and the door and cook for five minutes

I met a Pansexual and then beat the shit out of whatever gender they were supposed to be and then fucked a pan.

by Hyphen_ July 4, 2020

Pansexual

Sexually attracted to pans

Guy 1: Yo did you know I was pansexual
Guy 2: What kind of pans make you hard
Guy 1: KAVALKAD

by iLoveCookies9164 December 8, 2020

Pansexual

Being pansexual is being attracted to pans

Ooo that pan is looking sexy
This is why im pansexual

by Jacky cash.n January 19, 2021

Pansexual

A person who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a kitchen appliance known as the "Pan"

That pansexual person over there just busted into that kitchen appliance, what a fag

by cChriz January 27, 2021

Pansexual

All you mother fuckers are dead wrong on what this word means smfh. Pansexuality is where you fall in love woth someone for their personality. Bisexuals and pansexuals are NOT the same at all. Bisexual people do not just like the female or male genders, they too will date any gender. But, they have preferances. Such as they like boys with abs more than short girls or short girls more than boys woth abs. So basically, bisexual people fall in love with someones looks while pansexual people fall in love woth someones personality. Regardless of qualities such as gender or looks.

This is true meaning of pansexual. Just to clear things up for all you dumb fucks who think you know everything.

by anonymous March 28, 2021

Pansexual

A species of humans known for being sexually attracted to pans and, on a rare occasion, pots.

Person A: 'MMMMMMMM THAT PAN LOOOOKS SOOOOO KINKY'
Person B: 'um..are you like..pansexual?'
Person A: 'MMMMMMMM'

by nyepie April 9, 2021

Pansexual

You like putting Ramen Noodle Pans up your Arse.

I identify as a pansexual!

by YodaLover February 18, 2021