clam pudding

The mixture of semen and vagina juice after sex.

"How was the sex?"
"Good. After he finished I let him taste some of the clam pudding ;)"

by Nktbnnnrs May 16, 2016

That's so pudding

Something lame or super rough. An audible representation of "😫".

Girl: "My mom took away my phone because I skipped school."
Boy: "Man, that's so pudding!"

by On top of spaghettioli June 6, 2019

pudding shoe

N. When a girl gets so worked up and horny that her P.J. AKA pussy juice, runs down her leg and congeals inside of her shoe.

"Tammy's been on Cletus like a cheap suit all night. I bet she's got the ol' pudding shoe

by Dan Diggler1180 January 3, 2018

Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"

by mindcandy August 3, 2012

morning pudding

Eating the pussy in the morning

I wake up and eat that morning pudding

by defdictd May 13, 2015

penis pudding

jiz, cum, lol ur own marinara sauce loler

man susie ate a lot of franks penis pudding last night

by MC carty August 30, 2005

muddle of pud

Also known for an insult to the horrible "alternative band" Puddle of Mud, by switching the first letters of the first and last words around.

I hate Muddle of Pud, they keep playing them 100 times a day. Damn they suck ass.

by George Wallace May 11, 2004