Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"

by mindcandy August 3, 2012

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operation pudding

another deez nuts joke

Person 1: Yo are you in operation pudding
Person 2: whats operation pudding?
Person 1: OPERATION PUDDING DEEZ NUTZ IN YOUR MOUTH GOTTEM

by Your random idiot May 12, 2023

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Pickle Pudding

The mixture created when your partner chokes and pukes on your dick while you’re cumming

I never felt more disgustingly accomplished until I made pickle pudding all over my boyfriends dick.

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

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Fapioca pudding

Fap as in masturbation... when a male cums in the shower and the semen hits the hot water in the shower, it clumps/scrambles into a colloid similar to tapioca pudding, hence, we call it FAPioca pudding.

God dammit Jon. There is fapioca pudding stuck to the floor of the shower. Why can’t you jack off somewhere else?

by LarpingLion March 12, 2021

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Sweetcorn Pudding

The act of eating lots of sweet corn and then shitting into your girls mouth just before climax, and then quickly turning round and cumming into the mouth to give it a nice cream topping

I didn’t want my girl to miss out on the sweet corn i ate earlier to i decided to let her a bit ofsweetcorn pudding

by hugh jarsole 6969 January 29, 2022

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