Poot

Synonym for fart and shart or a sign you are ready to defacate.

Also translates to hate in the Tagalog language.

You better not poot in the car.

Ewww don’t poot on me..

by OnlyFactsHereHoney March 4, 2022

Poot

A pathetic fart. Usually before pooping, or during pooping, a little toot comes out.

D: *flushes toilet
K: *flushes toilet, *POOTS
D:
K: ahhh I just pooted.

by Togetherselves April 2, 2019

poots boot

A person who is a party pooper, or just has no motivation.

Hey bitch, you act like a real poots boot when your on the rag.

by brittainysaurus April 23, 2010

Poot

A general term for a socially autistic odd ball individual. The sort of person that panics when they're asked what sort of bread they want at Subway and has never gone to a party.

Stop being such a poot and come out.
Poot - individual
Poots - collective
Pooty - adjective

by Jptn December 6, 2017

Ka-poot

When a female human has a multi level fart situation and the last poot (the caboose fart) travels up the vag then makes a slight pop noise.

“I had a ka-poot!”

“I was walking and I thought I had to fart, but it was only a ka-poot.”

by DakotaScottMoore March 29, 2022

poot

A really disappointing cum shot

Ashley: So how was Adam last night😏
Brittany: He said he was packin’ hard but he had a real poot of a cum shot.

by 2012foedfusion December 19, 2020

POOT

A form of contraception. POOT: Pull Out On Time

You better POOT so I don’t get pregnant!

by Crayonlicker March 10, 2021