PETA

Dumbasses

-A PETA member breaks into SeaWorld in an attempt to free shamu-

PETA member: Cmon shamu you're going to be free in a sec

Shamu: Please tell me when I asked for you to free me.

PETA: Those people torture you every day forcing you to do tricks! That's animal abuse!

Shamu: I'm gonna abuse you if you don't get the fuck out of my tank. KTHXBAI

by egwaaegwwegawggwewgegg September 19, 2009

petana

Petana is a whore, she likes to be the bearer of bad news and break a loving relationship by sleeping with the male or female in the relationship.
But is an amazingly loyal person.

Oh, it's petana.

by Doritosgummybear69 July 19, 2015

Petar i Iva

That is perfect match, they will marry each other and have 3 kids, the most beautiful couple on world.
He is strong, she is beautiful

Look! There are Petar i Iva, if they break up true love does not exist!

by Xgkhlxzld February 20, 2021

PETAism

believing that all animals are superior and more valuable than any human; political hater of the human race

Hillary, a staunch believer in PETAism, tested a food sample on her four children before feeding it to her pet fish to make sure it was safe for him to consume.

by rsnisgay1 November 20, 2009

petalphile

a woman who is constanly wants flowers so she can use them as forget me nots

"he loves me he loves me not" (while picking apart the petals on a flower) "hey quick being such a petalphile and go out with him allready"

by themaninside_yourhead September 25, 2011

Petard

A person entirely too stupid to live.
Somebody who is equally a Pider and a Retard.

Why the hell did you invite that petard out tonight?

by MaximoSuchka June 4, 2018

Petaloso

Bello, carino, con molti petali, bene.

A: Come va? B: Eh, petaloso.

by Peppino di Capri June 15, 2018