Pong

the art of slapping your penis against two women's vaginas who are standing a foot apart, facing each other. If a miss occurs, then you have to pump in her vagina five times.

I played Pong with those two girls I brought home from the club last night for hours!

by maceguy956 October 6, 2012

PONGAS

An error that occurs while you're working in the popular 3D application: XSI. XSI is inherently inferior to Maya, it is common that many 'pongi' may appear.

"Por favor, NO PONGAS productos femeninos en la tasa del bano. Ponlos en la basura cubierta. Muchas Gracias."

OR

Shit. The frickin' rig's mBody_GEO is missing. Send a PONGAS to rigging.

by J-Tron June 24, 2005

Dong Pong

n. A competitive game that involves the hitting of a ping pong ball with a paddle that is attached in the area of a zipper and a pelvic thrust.

Bob: Dude I just won a sick game of Dong Pong
Frank: Wow, you're the manliest person ever now

by dong pong champ March 25, 2010

Pongist

One who discriminates against pong or those who play pong. Much like a nazi is to jews minus the burning and killing except in the most severe of cases.

Dan Knox

A pong player was beaten to death with his controller in a pongist attack.

by Moose Evans December 21, 2003

Pongo

to take a finger up your butthole by intense force and penetration

“fuck, my girl just pongo’d me!!! right in the ass!!”

by pongo18 September 4, 2018

ping pong genocide

When a group of teenage ping pong players gets really krunk and decides to serve the projectiles at one another, usually at the face or jugular.

Oh shit! You fucking hit my eye! It's a ping pong genocide...

by aisha12 January 23, 2011

Dick Pong

A game created by some Canadian guys looking for some fun on a hot, sweaty summer day. The game requires a Ping Pong ball and a Ping Pong paddle, and players must hit the ball between their legs. There is no real objective. The game caught the eye of the American public recently and is making a push to oust baseball as America's past time. The DPL (Dick Pong League) attracted 69 million viewers last season, airing on ESPN2 almost nightly, commentated by ESPN Dick Pong Analyst Scott van Pelt.

Guy 1: Fuck bro. I just hurt my dick.

Guy 2: How?

Guy 1: Intense game of dick pong. Hit myself in the dick with my paddle.

Guy 2: Damn.

by dickpongmaster69 May 2, 2012