Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 6, 2024

Pitter Patter

Pronunciation Pit•ter Pat•ter

To do excessively without change

A metaphor for how the unending change is similar to the "pitter patter" of rain.

Person 1: *Blah blah blah blah blah*

Person 2: Ahw, Pitter Patter

by Kizon November 26, 2024

Pitter patter

Small or light conversation that holds no meaning

Ex. Stop all that pitter patter and focus on your work

by Don keykong January 12, 2025

Richard Henry Patterson

the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral sex until 'accidental' death

I gave her the ol' Richard Henry Patterson and now I'm on trial for murder

by Richard Henry Patterson May 9, 2017

Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018

Steve's Patter

Steve's patter is known to be shite 100% of the time

That's some Steve's Patter type shit man.

by Jeeeeeeeeeeek February 9, 2020

Quarter-Dome Patterson

A teacher who can’t make it up half dome but loves to talk about his trip there.

Quarter-dome Patterson is a great teacher!!

by ImaginationRocket January 14, 2021