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Palin

A form of American English developed by supporters of TEA (taxed enough already) parties and the former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin.
'Palin' consists of a wide variety of southernisms derived from Redneck American English, miss spelled words (when in written form), useless or uneducated social and political narratives, vague and often meaningless metaphorical devices, threats, poorly placed sentence symbology (also when in written form), delusional free form gibberish and Omitted or miss arranged grammatical compositions caused by illiteracy and poor written composition skills.
The best examples of Palin are used by members of Sarah Palin and TEA party support forums and groups on the facebook and myspace websites.

Documentation and archiving of this new language is currently under way and a comprehensive reference should be available soon.
(In the 'Palin' Language')
“Maybe some Yankee's don't know this but a lot of people down south use their middle name first.”
-Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacker (Joe the plumber) commenting on the use of his middle name as his first at an AFP “TEA Party” rally in 2009.
Wurzelbacker resides in Ohio which is NORTH of the Masson Dixon line which divides Yankee Americans from Confederate Americans as the civil war era social stereotype suggests.
Though northern Americans are also known to use their middle names as their first meaning the narrative was entirely useless to begin with.

“Yup beat libs at their own game. That the lord for obama.

“Gov,t (notice the unnecessary comma) hand out I hope you all. Have a job and pay taxes.me and my dog thank you.”

“I rushed don't care about spelling. Thats trivial. I will I and a friend are trying to find out.”

“Is the secret hand shake blowing yer brains out and field dressing your courpse (sic), think id scalp you to.”
by Mr. Snowmanpants January 10, 2010
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Palin Powerpoint

Noun; Notes, written on ones hand, used to aid in a presentation or speech.
Dude, just get a Sharpie and make up a quick Palin Powerpoint.
by OccraRacer October 6, 2010
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paleofeminist

A person describing themselves as "feminist" who fundamentally believe that women are essentially the victims of millennia of male domination and so should be given the benefit of the doubt in any conflict that a particular woman might have with a particular man; reverse sexist; paleo-anti-feminist
Sue: OMG, she left her husband who adored her, she deserted three children and she took off for Paris with that artist guy with the enigmatic smile. What a selfish, irresponsible loser!

Taylor: Marriage is a trap for women. She was trapped in a marriage by a husband who smothered her. She loved her children, but they sapped all of her sense of self of of her. I applaud her choice.

Sue: Oh, Taylor ... I forgot how much of a paleofeminist you are. You think that all women are children.
by GlindaTheGood January 19, 2008
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sarah palin

Dude, that guy who short changed me is totally Sarah Palin.
by The last Hope really February 10, 2010
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Palin

To win something using no talent, ability or intelligence.
Person 1: How did she make it to the finals? She can't even dance!
Person 2: She palined it.

Person 1: I wish I could have a TV show even though I've done nothing but make a fool of myself on the world stage.
Person 2: Easy. Just palin it.
by storm_25_52 November 19, 2010
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Palin

An unwanted pregnancy. Can occur too early, or too late in life
Did you hear what happened to Jenna? She had drunk sex with her asshole boyfriend and now they are having a palin.
by Sexpantherblog March 8, 2011
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Sarah Palin

A beautiful woman who somehow causes me to lose my erection. An utterly confusing mixture of raw sexuality, Christian fundamentalism, and skilled marksmanship.
Sarah Palin, looking stunning in her bikini, tracked down a baby moose in a helicopter and delivered a deadly shot to the moose's head, leaving male onlookers unsure as to how their penises were supposed to respond.
by Expat227 December 31, 2008
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