A loud and obnoxious man, Owen Johnson can be found shouting out things like "LITTLE MANNN" and "IT'S WEDGE'S BIRTHDAY!" between mouthfulls of cake, political debates and un-comformable anti-religious beliefs. His motivation to do well in life is based upon the fact that he resides in the county slum, aka Tonyrefail, thus his schoolwork is immaculately presented and is well received by his teachers, and love is felt towards them by Owen, apart from Mrs Goodridge whom he has a distaste for due to the resentment felt towards Owen after discovering that he is a homophobe. Although Owen's stomach sticks out as much as a rucksack carried by an Afghan in an American airport, Owen is a lovely boy and can be extremely attentive and caring, once asking me "yow orait". His lack of a belt - which reveals his neatly manicured and shaved arsehole - is compensated for by his beautiful smile. Owen is a gorgeous boy and will succeed in his life which will unfortunately be cut short, due to a high possibility of developing heart disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes or a heart attack.
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Get the Owen Johnson mug.Hes a bloody cunt that is incredibly annoying, especially if you sit besides him in maths, and he always either attempts to outsmart you or physically hurt you
Me: Owen What's up
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"
Owen elias: nothing you idiot, btw fo you know the pythagorean theory because I do.
Me:of course I do you silly nonce
Owen elias: ok the fuck you "proceeds to kick my shin"
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Get the owen elias mug.I said “ur fat” Owen replied, “no, ur fat” Someone said “first person to go off has to send a picture of their Willie” (Owen goes off and then comes back) “come on Owen u have to do it” Owen replies “u like Willie” Owen patter
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Girl 1: are Abby and Owen dating?
Girl 2: I think so! They are so cute!!
Boy 1: Hey does Abby have a boyfriend. She is cute!
Boy 2: I think so, his name is Owen. But don't ask her out man. Owen and Abby are mad in love.
Girl 2: I think so! They are so cute!!
Boy 1: Hey does Abby have a boyfriend. She is cute!
Boy 2: I think so, his name is Owen. But don't ask her out man. Owen and Abby are mad in love.
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Typically, sassy, okay wayyyyyy Sassy! And pretty sweet, well, I mean when she wants to be. If you get into a conversation, for some reason she always wins. She knows a lot more than you think, so don't test her. Very, and I mean very, good at roasting people, so don't even try that. She has the bluest eyes! A little frightening if you look at her straight in the eye. She seems to see everything too, so there's no being sneaky. You could be across the room, and pass a note, take a candy, touch something, cheat, talk, etc.. And she sees it. She'll call you out too, which is quite embarrassing. And if she doesn't see it. She'll "Check the cameras." So, she always wins in that situation too. Buttttt, a Mrs. Owens is a very special person with her own personality. Super sweet and helpful, a great teacher! She is also a good person to talk to and is very understanding. Don't be fooled by her RBF, trust me she isn't mad... So, if you need help don't be scared to go up and ask. A Mrs. Owens is often a perfectionist too! So, all her stuff looks super perfect and way good. Also, sometimes she can be cringy, but she's chill. . . most the time. . . Depending on who, she's pretty much a shorty… But it's cute! Very confident, or at least she shows it. All I know is I love the Mrs. Owens I get. Hopefully you love yours too.
Usually, A teacher,
Blonde...
Typically, sassy, okay wayyyyyy Sassy! And pretty sweet, well, I mean when she wants to be. If you get into a conversation, for some reason she always wins. She knows a lot more than you think, so don't test her. Very, and I mean very, good at roasting people, so don't even try that. She has the bluest eyes! A little frightening if you look at her straight in the eye. She seems to see everything too, so there's no being sneaky. You could be across the room, and pass a note, take a candy, touch something, cheat, talk, etc.. And she sees it. She'll call you out too, which is quite embarrassing. And if she doesn't see it. She'll "Check the cameras." So, she always wins in that situation too. Buttttt, a Mrs. Owens is a very special person with her own personality. Super sweet and helpful, a great teacher! She is also a good person to talk to and is very understanding. Don't be fooled by her RBF, trust me she isn't mad... So, if you need help don't be scared to go up and ask. A Mrs. Owens is often a perfectionist too! So, all her stuff looks super perfect and way good. Also, sometimes she can be cringy, but she's chill. . . most the time. . . Depending on who, she's pretty much a shorty… But it's cute! Very confident, or at least she shows it. All I know is I love the Mrs. Owens I get. Hopefully you love yours too.
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