When you cheat, lie, or deceive your spouse in such a way.. that they can never forgive you unless you buy them something big expensive and fancy to show your "love" for them. Just how Kobe Bryant bought his wife a lamborghini.
After having an affair with a co worker.. and his wife finding out. John had to pull a kobe out of nowhere and bought her a alpaca rug, diamond ear rings, and a BMW.
by Q. Wedin November 29, 2009
Get the Pull a Kobemug. To achieve something that you didn't intend to do and that is going to come back and bite you in the ass.
Julie: I'm going to apply for a job that I don't want and that I'm not qualified for. I'm only doing it for the experience of the interview process...
Paul: I don't know... What if you pull a Donald and you end up getting that job? You could be stuck in there for 4 to 8 years!
Paul: I don't know... What if you pull a Donald and you end up getting that job? You could be stuck in there for 4 to 8 years!
by Wuan in a million January 19, 2018
Get the Pull a Donaldmug. 1. To become heavily intoxicated to the point of requiring assistance
2. To have no self-control with regard to anything
2. To have no self-control with regard to anything
by 同志 January 27, 2023
Get the Pulling an Evanmug. The act of acting in a way as to make yourself seem like a bigger threat than the rest of your squad, particularly in competitive team sports or MMORPGs. As a result, all or most of the opposition will immediately target the Puller. This is a popular tactic for hired Tanks so that their clients, who are usually weaker, will not be targeted by enemies potentially stronger than they wish to challenge. The client gets experience while the Tank usually gets money, items or other favors in return, partially as compensation for any damage taken or insurance for items lost upon defeat.
Oh crap! That sniper's got a bead on my location! I'm pinned down! Hey Grenadier, start pulling aggro for me so I can move!
Hold on a second, let me start pulling aggro for you so you can get some free shots off. Give me some medkits.
Hold on a second, let me start pulling aggro for you so you can get some free shots off. Give me some medkits.
by Frederic Ulysses Millstone February 20, 2009
Get the pulling aggromug. Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.
Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.
by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021
Get the Pulling a Johnsonmug. Duuude! You were completely pulling a Woody last night, you puked on your hand and wiped it on your crush's face "claiming" her to be yours.
by CostlyRacoon August 28, 2016
Get the Pulling a Woodymug. by _nevergonnagiveyouup__ October 18, 2021
Get the Pull a hectormug.