Couch Karen

A Karen that sits on her ass, spewing her entitled opinion all over the internet, because her life feels inconvenienced by actions that don't effect her.

"Sit the fuck down, couch Karen."

by Matryoshica July 20, 2020

Couch tater

A lazy bum who sit on the couch and plays video games.

Adam is such a couch tater.

by Rainbow-farts February 17, 2019

Couch Muffin

The really ugly and/or fat girl that hangs out with the very attractive girls. The attractive girls will still say that the unattractive girl is "cute". The couch muffin will go EVERYWHERE with the attractive ones.

"Dude, the chick Charlotte tried to hook me up with is a total couch muffin!"
"Man that sucks! Why does Charlotte have such an unattractive friend, when all the others are amazingly attractive?"

by TheCleanSanchez July 20, 2012

red couch

Having sex with a girl on her period, while on a lift colored couch or sofa

My girl and I made a red couch last month...had to buy a new one.

by Thegooseknowsbest July 28, 2016

lewi couch

He has a massive penis and he loves making girls squirt and anyone who misses out on his massive cock you should feel sorry 4 them

lewi couch cock

by connor wallace February 19, 2018

Couch fruit

A person with low sexual morals, perhaps a porn star, corner hooker, or that really slutty partner you had.

"Yooooo, Jon, check out that couch fruit over there"
"Ya, what whore, they are always on the corner"

"Hey Fred, check out this video I found on Pornhub! She is such a couch fruit!!"

by Oh nooes May 3, 2019

Couch Petato

Animal version of the term "couch potatoe" referring to pets that are lazy or usually sleeping on the couch while their owner watches television.

My dog Lily is a real couch petato,

by dkin March 25, 2016