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front-lawn storefront

A.k.a. "yard sale". Often you can get good bargains on good-quality household items there, but you hafta always watch out for damaged/defective/worn-out items and inflated prices.
Brick-and-mortar shops do indeed usually charge a lot more for stuff than a front-lawn storefront, but yard-sale items usually don't come with a warranty or money-back guarantee, so it's kind of a trade-off..
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Lawn Inhaler

When a group of disgruntled losers toss inhalers onto an obviously innocent citizens lawn to give this angel of humanity the idea that they may not survive the day.
Why don't we do a lawn inhaler on Mr. Withers to teach him a lesson. That old do-gooder geezer deserves it.
by Rehtaf April 22, 2023
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Lawn Dragon

A piece of green dog shit that is so hot and fresh that it's steaming
"Hey buddy, did ya hear about colin. He was prancing through the backyard like a damn fairy and tripped on a stick and fell face first into a big ol' lawn dragon"

"What a fag"
by Yourshitsweak June 11, 2018
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lawn chimpanzee

Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick
Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.
by kinghiroichi1 June 22, 2024
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lawn pizza

Fuck check out the lawn pizza that sick cunt left in the back yard
by Vandy80 February 19, 2021
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Lawn Dart

A marijuana cigarette... A cigarette is a dart and marijuana is grass, hence 'Lawn Dart'.
by Maksmis June 14, 2020
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Lawn stars

Lawn stars appear when low-angle sunlight is caught by dew or frost and appears to twinkle to the passer-by.
As the sun rose high above the eastern horizon, the lawn stars shone as jewels in the terrafirmament.
by Heyokavadhuta October 18, 2021
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