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Granny punanny

Friend: “Man she was so fine” me: On granny punanny bruh.
by Daddy Bax April 6, 2021
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UK granny

Possibly the sexist MILFS on the planet. Gorgeous, cultured and oozing sex appeal
Omg did you see that UK Granny she's a right milf
by Carlos de la Cerda August 11, 2021
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Granny Packing

A case in which a grandmother carries a concealed firearm
she is granny packing a .44 magnum in her purse
by namesrevil November 1, 2010
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granny gobbler

Person that enjoys diving face first into a grandmother's genitals.
Quit rubbing your face on the glass like a granny gobbler.
by Spectralfired December 20, 2015
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grannie snatch

Young guy pick'n up old lady or vice versa
He could'nt pick up any hotties so he started grannie snatching around closing time. Or,That old lady was buying everybody drinks,she was trying to grannie snatch hard!
by Gregs Web November 30, 2015
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the granny stain

The act of the granny stain involves a well matured female wearing adult diapers. Before sexual activity takes plac, the gilf unleashes a slick wet shit in the diaper. The male then removes the diaper and places it on the grannies chest at which point he mounts the grandmother in the missionary position and proceeds to smear the poo all over grannies chest with his chest.
Your grandmother is still recovering from the granny stain I gave her last night.
by cubanbutthorn September 4, 2011
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granny shopping

(Or grandpa shopping.) The practice of making a trip to the grocery store almost every single day and only buying food for one day's meals/snacks at a time, rather than shopping for the whole week, two weeks, or month. Often done by people who have a lot of free time on their hands - i.e. elderly retirees (hence the name), stay-at-home moms who are waiting for kids to get out of school, etc. This daily trip to the store is the main social event of their life.
When Claire had gone six months without a date, she was tempted to start granny shopping just for the increased chance of meeting somebody at the grocery store one day.
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf January 6, 2014
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