When you absorb every management position available because you have pictures of the CEO getting gobbled off by an Indian truck driver.
by Uncle Shonk January 31, 2023
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I went to a frat party in Lexington and stumbled into a room of drunken frat boys engaged in a heated game of Kentucky Octopus. I thought I had seen everything until then.
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by Milovuk September 9, 2023
Get the Reversible octopus mug.Initially designed as a tecnique of sexual drive preservation between two people remaining in a long-term relationship.
A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.
Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.
Example of the octopus method.
To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
A tecnique acquired as a result of natural selection, the octopus method consists in protruding your hand ( the way italian people do when they don't understand something ) into your bottom area in order to release a potentially loud fart.
Allowing the hand to part alightly, one may pass gas unnoticed. This technique is friend of people in need to not be heard in risky or delicate situations.
Example of the octopus method.
To silently let out your difused particules of feaces while your one night stand has fallen asleep so that you may have another shot at letting the aquantance evolve.
I was with a bird yesterday and had about 1000 farts I needed to get rid of. Saved myself using The Octopus Method
by DJ Kopek October 6, 2023
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When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.
When regarding gay sex a Happy Octopus is where you rapidly insert three fingers into an anus to stimulate a prostate.
“Sometimes I like to give a Happy Octopus to my FWB.”
“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”
“This girl gave me a Happy Octopus and it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.”
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Get the Sad octopus mug.When two people are muted in a voice call through an online platform (like Zoom, Discord, Skype, etc.) because they are stimulating each others penises' with their hands. This often leads to discomfort among the other participants in the voice calls, and it is advised that you should beat off your homies outside of voice calls, where it is less appropriate.
Person 1: "Yo why the fuck are Marvin and Brooklyn muted? They haven't said a word in the VC for 10 minutes!"
Person 2: "They're probably doing the Octopus-Joseph Special right now."
Person 1: "Erm, what the fuck?"
Person 2: "They're probably doing the Octopus-Joseph Special right now."
Person 1: "Erm, what the fuck?"
by Jon Dawg January 26, 2026
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