Gordon Brown

Fat dickhead who's the prime minister of Britain who needs to be shot.

Hey, save some of Gordon Brown's flab for me!

by BigT 747 January 2, 2009

Hot Brown

Performing analingus on a person with poor anal hygiene, especially after the person has been working out.

As a consolation for losing the competition on "the Biggest Loser", Brenda received a hot brown from Big Wayne.

by Da Real Jesus February 21, 2009

brown shirt

Soldiers in Hitler's storm trooper army, SA during the Nazi regime. They were called this because of the colored shirts they wore.
To call someone a brown shirt is to call them a Nazi soldier, usually hinting that they oppose human rights or freedom. This is a very serious insult, and in forums is used to Flame someone.

Hitler used many different forces to accomplish his goals when he rose to power. One of these forces were the SA, or Storm Troopers. The SA soldiers were called Brown Shirts.

"I don't like how that guy disagrees with my philosophy on <idea>. I'm going to call him a Brown Shirt so people associate him with Nazis, and his ideas are disregarded."

by Bigscarymonster November 21, 2006

brown spalding

A deviant sex act in which one shaves the head of his/her partner, then takes a shit on the partner's head. "Spalding" refers to the ball manufacturer of the same name, hence the bald head.

Also known as a hot fudge sundae.

Tom: So did you give her an Alabama hot pocket?
Shaun: Nah, we wanted to try something new, so I gave her a brown spalding.

by Smeg-tastic Cack Cheese July 30, 2009

brown ink

Diarrhea that is completely liquid. Colors the toilet water brown like an octopus's ink.

That Mexican food was tasty, but it had me squirting some mad brown ink.

by Crohn July 8, 2010

brown batter

When you take a shit and its liquid and poors out like, cake batter out of a mixing bowl.

Your mom must be making a cake in the toilet, judgeing by the brown batter.

by Matthew Kibby December 13, 2006

Brown door

Another word for your butthole. It is the door in which your poop comes out of. Hence why it is brown.

Billy: We should try anal tonight
Jane: absolutely not Billy, I refuse to let you out it in my brown door.

by Analingus June 26, 2017