(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009
Standard response to a seemingly impossible to correct mistake, based on the often said query to any type of mobile phone damage.
Dave "FFS I just reversed my new car into the car park wall and totaled the bumper"
Terry "Did you try putting it in rice?"
Terry "Did you try putting it in rice?"
by Ben Armitage February 12, 2022
by YFn Mario October 14, 2018
Someone who always shows off (does flips etc) dates many girls. Treats them like shit and thinks everyone likes him
by Mythic_bitch June 26, 2017
(THGN)
Try-Hard-Get-None
To be one who strives to do something but fails
and always ends up with nothing.
Usually resulting in people thinking even less of them.
Try-Hard-Get-None
To be one who strives to do something but fails
and always ends up with nothing.
Usually resulting in people thinking even less of them.
by haronorfkorea March 02, 2009
Something fun to laugh at. Usually found in raves, parties, and clubs, it is a girl with a face like the ass of a horse with a body to match, yet she is clad in provocative clothing and is slathered with tons of makeup with her hair done and manicures. Her look is often accompanied by garlands of expensive jewelry and she usually smells strongly of designer perfume.
You know you are looking at an ugly bitch trying to look pretty when you see a humanoid hippo-chimpanzee hybrid dressed in an off-the-shoulder J.Lo top that is tied up to reveal her hairy stomach and linty outie, a skin-tight leather micromini small enough to be a belt, and thigh-high 7" tall boots. Her face is often encrusted with a layer of makeup that fails to conceal the yellow-white tops of her dime-sized acne. Behavior includes, flirting, strutting "sexily," blowing kisses and batting eyelashes.
Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*
Guy: Look at that ugly bitch trying to look pretty!
Other Guy: Does she seriously think that see-through blouse if going to fool anyone?
Guy: *Barfs*
by IluvB123 March 04, 2005
Trying to knock yourself out can be defined as repeatedly hitting oneself, generally on the back of head
by GlimmerGurl July 02, 2019