sports cock

When a man's penis becomes small and very firm after playing sports and/or doing physical activity.

Bro I can't show it to you right now, I have sports cock

by pschareuchattintomefamEEEEEEEE March 20, 2021

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Sport Mode

A term that a kid came up with to rename the term of "manual shift" or "Slapstick" because he forgot what the S really stands for on a shifter, when I'm reality the car must be built default sport to be a sports car.

Kid: Oh crap, I forgot what the S means on my shifter, I'll call it sport mode because it makes me feel like I'm going faster.

by Leslian September 17, 2022

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to sport a semi

To have a partial erection.

Seeing the 19th century woodworking implements caused Ron Swanson to sport a semi in his trousers.

by ChrisHagen April 4, 2016

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sport hump

See sport-hump.

Junk-rubbing, i.e. sport-humping.

by hydroponics May 21, 2003

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Sports fan

Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”

My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!

by CuckLordjuiceromegalul February 22, 2022

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