Subtly racist and misogynistic, a "Colm Nolan" is a sigma male unconcerned with opinions of "women" or his own consciousness. Colm Nolans often spend their time trying to achieve their life goals, almost always dominating other beta males, often into sexual submission. Colm Nolans often engage in intercourse with other males to demonstrate superiority (not in a gay way tho). A rare breed of alpha not to be crossed
"Man did you hear that guy was charged with domestic abuse"
"What could you expect he's a real Colm Nolan"
"What could you expect he's a real Colm Nolan"
by Peep00 November 22, 2021
Them: "Hey do u know nolan from mr beast?"
me: "Yeah that person innitfx always edits?"
them: "yup, did u know he caused tubbsuit and innitfx to have beef?"
me:"oh wow"
me: "Yeah that person innitfx always edits?"
them: "yup, did u know he caused tubbsuit and innitfx to have beef?"
me:"oh wow"
by Tubbsuit October 08, 2021
Nolan Dungan is an absolute unit of a human excelling in all physical and Mental tasks known to man. Known to suffer from a vertical deficiency, but makes up for that with his incredible looks.
by Mr Polando March 08, 2024
Big Jerk That Is Always Mean To People And Thinks He Is Cool. He Hangs Out With The "Bad Boys" In School And Acts Like He Is So Awesome but He Really Is Just A Big Bully. He Will Most Likely Go To Jail When He Is Older Because Of The Type Of People He Hangs Out With And the Stupid Choices He Makes.
Kyle Nolan; A BIG Jerk
Me; Hey is that Kyle
Friend; Yeah
Me; He is so mean to me
Friend; Really?
Me; Yeah
Friend; He is mean to me to. He threatened me!
Me; OMG, He told the teacher to shut up in class today
Me; Hey is that Kyle
Friend; Yeah
Me; He is so mean to me
Friend; Really?
Me; Yeah
Friend; He is mean to me to. He threatened me!
Me; OMG, He told the teacher to shut up in class today
by xX_RandomCoolDude_Xx May 05, 2018
by user1122334455 May 29, 2022
by Gaylibtard November 30, 2018
When a supervisor calls you into their office and you think you are in trouble. You take the time to think about all the little things that they may be upset about. Once you get into the office you just have to sign your report.
Boss: Come into my office right away!
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
Employee: thinking to themselves about all the mistakes they made slowly walks to the office.
Boss: hey just sign your report for me, thanks.
Employee: Boss! You really Nolan-Cocked me on that one. I thought you were going to yell at me for being late.
by Iceyhott January 14, 2019