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straight cred

One or more females associated with a guy or group of guys to create an image of heterosexuality.
Katie Holmes, Bar Refaeli, any chick with a pack of dudes

EXAMPLE 1:
Jim: Hey, look at that hot chick riding in the back of that sausage wagon!

Tony: Yeah, that's their straight cred.

EXAMPLE 2:
Dax begrudgingly brought his girlfriend with him to the lake as straight cred. He knew what a bunch of dudes in a giant boat shaped like a penis would look like to onlookers.
by Skeeball March 30, 2011
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Straight armed

To be cut off before you can tell someone you like them
Guy 1- “Yeah I got Straight armed today.”
Guy 2- “Ah man that sucks. You were to good for her anyways”
by raptorjack180 August 29, 2020
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Straight Cloud

The Straight Cloud is a running inside joke among Gen Z. If you have not seen the Straight Cloud, then this implies you are a homosexual.
A: Have you ever seen the Straight Cloud?
B: No, what's that?
by shojio April 14, 2021
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Whiskey Straight

When a homosexual becomes excessively intoxicated to a point that humans of the opposite gender appear attractive.
“Great, my gay cousin had one too many straight whiskeys and now he’s hitting on my girlfriend. I hate it when he gets ‘whiskey straight’!”
by Benny Dee Williams July 1, 2018
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Ultra straight

When a guy is so straight that he is only attracted to lesbian girls because straight girls like cock and that's gay
Austin: Yo Aiden, look at the girl over there she's so hot. Go ask her out
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight
by The McLaughlin Family May 3, 2021
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straight flight

The process of average guys shunning any kind of refinement in the clothes/hair/personal hygiene & development department in fear of seeming gay.

coined by John Derbyshire in 2003 in his National Review Online article on this phenomenon.

Straight flight is similar to white flight (i.e., the large-scale migration of whites of various European ancestries from racially mixed urban regions to more racially homogeneous suburban or exurban regions. It was first seen as originating from fear and anxiety about increasing minority populations).
Ex. 1:

- 'I heard John left the local theatre group.'
- 'Yeah, he did. The majority of guys in the group were gay and he didn't want people to think he was too.'
- 'Straight flight?'
- 'You said it.'

Ex. 2:
GF: 'You threw away your moisturizer and night cream. Why?'
BF: 'Because it's gay.'
GF: 'Taking care of your skin has nothing to do with being gay!'
BF: 'Only that it kinda does.'
GF: 'Typical example of straight flight. Weak.'
by QuinnVK September 28, 2012
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zesty straight

an umbrella term for people who are “nearly straight”
eg: man who is attracted to women AND non-binary people
im not straight. i am zesty straight thought
by Dleffu January 2, 2022
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