Dog

A dog is a fairy that jumps out of your TV screen when you wish for one, then proceeds to fly away and poop on your dead moms head.

You: I wish for a dog!
Dog: no

by vwezluag23ql57rf8a<vl. March 6, 2022

Dogs

British Slang for Someone’s Toes.

John: *takes his socks off*
Glen: Put your dogs away John!
John: *puts socks back on* Sorry Glen

by ashmalacast December 18, 2022

Dog

Buffoonish animal with legs

Her buffoon dog ate the couch again, Her buffoon dog bit me, her buffoon dog ran away.

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

dog

a food commonly eaten by chines and is really delicious

dam long shlong that was a great dog

by Tatum nepir69666 June 4, 2019

dog

ya mum

ya dog neqt

by jghjggi October 27, 2018

dog

woof

a dog goes "woof"

by daddylonglegs75 August 26, 2017

Dog

A mutated animals with four legs that has gross body hair all over and face is deformed

Ew you look like a gross freaking dog that emerged from the sewers

by Human slug March 11, 2020