Thank you, Dark Souls

"Thank you, Dark souls" is a popular phrase invented and most famously used by the well-known youtuber "videogamedunkey".
It's often used in bullshit situations, or otherwise unfair scenarios.
Daniel: Watch this, I'm gonna parry this fool!
*fails parry*
Daniel: Thank you, Dark souls
by the car. July 20, 2020
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thank you

Thanks dude, now i can shoot myself with this fucking gun
by razor wit September 07, 2003
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Thank You Based God

For when you have to thank the Based God Lil B for anything worth thanking him for.
Often abbreviated to TYBG
The Based God Lil B fucked my bitch, thank you based god.
by atlas lmao May 28, 2019
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thank you schmank you

When you want to shut someone up. You use it and become a sarcastic bastard. Somehow, it pretty much works in any situation.
Professor: Blah blah blah boring lecture
random kid: Ok yeah, thank you schmank you
by Da Interwebz January 23, 2015
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A phrase used when a person explains the punchline to a joke. A quip first used in Family Guy. While cards, Peter says that aces "go both way", prompting Ted Turner to say "Just like a bisexual!" Michael Eisner responds with "Thank you Ted, that was the joke."
Bob: How do you confuse a blond?
James: I don't know, how?
Bob: Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.
James: Hahah! There isn't a corner in a circular room!
Bob:Thank you Ted, that was the joke.
by tendollarlameo July 03, 2011
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San Diago Thank You

Giving someone a kiss while they're taking a shit.
Stan: "Well I'm gonna go to the John"
Roger to his "date": "Come on! Go give him a San Diago Thank You!"
by NeophileX April 20, 2010
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You'll thank me later

It really does depend on the context/situation.
If someone has done you a favour and you tell them that you don't know how to thank them, they could say: "You can thank me later" in the sense of that you can do them a favour later and help them with something.

If someone does you a favour and you don't thank them for it and don't seem grateful, they may say in a joking or sarcastic way: "You can thank me later" as a gentle or subtle (even unsubtle) reminder that you should be grateful to them.

If someone gives you a word of warning or tips to avoid you getting into a crisis and you think the advice is unnecessary, they might say: "You can thank me later" or "you'll thank me later" in the sense that although you don't take their words/actions seriously now you'll eventually realise that they were right and will be grateful to them - even if you're not grateful now.
by tarik99 February 25, 2017
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