Simon's Ankles

The weakest set of ankles in known existence. Collapse instantly under the slightest strain or duress. Unable to support a fully grown human being any more than 2 poorly constructed souffles

Did you see that man in-explicitly collapse upon himself? He must have "Simon's Ankles"!

by BoxerBoyBronson December 16, 2021

Woodchopping ankles

Your girlfriend has fat fucking ankles and you hate her

Damn that girl has some woodchopping ankles you should dump her bro.

by assgoblin76 January 20, 2024

Ankle Monitor

Ankle monitors are friggin’ BOMBS that explode once a criminal exits their house while on house arrest.

I once knew someone who was forced to wear one of those; thanks to that unstable ankle monitor, they were never seen again.

by JeffyFanatic5000 June 30, 2025

Ankle Meat

When you put your flaccid penis on a girl's ankle for sexual pleasure.

My girl was feeling frisky tonight so I gave her some ankle meat.

by ElBoppo September 14, 2020

Ankle sitting

Ankle sitting refers to a type of sitting where a person is in a chair, and has one of their leg folded over the other in a way where the ankle rests on top of the knee.

This term was coined in 2024 by youtuber project y.b.t.f.c., also known as Wiz.

A: What's your favorite sitting position?
B: Definitely ankle sitting. I love leaving no room for other people when I'm in public buses.

by HotRodDuncan's#1fan August 31, 2024

Ankle

Lower than a cunt .

Tim: “That bitch is an Ankle!”
Rebecca: “What’s that mean?”
Tim: “she’s lower than a Cunt!”

by JakJil November 11, 2021

Ankle buds

When a woman has her ankles pushed next to her ears during intercourse

I was hittin it so good i made her put her ankle buds in

by Mick diggler August 8, 2021