The New York Baptism

When in New York City, while it is raining and you are standing on a corner; a NYC Taxi passes by and splashes water from a large puddle onto you- soaking over 20% of your clothes.

I wasn't sure I was gonna make it in NYC until I received The New York Baptism.

by Toliman April 21, 2018

New York Button

The button in an elevator used to close the doors shut. Although uncommon in the rest of the world, this button is used by New Yorkers because they are assholes.

New Yorker 1: Yo hit the New York button!
New Yorker 2: Fuck ya life, Bing Bong!

by Ernesto Salsa February 26, 2022

Vergen, New York

A town with an abnormally large cow to person ratio.

Chris: Holy Fuck how many cows is that??

Tyler: Who cares its Vergen, New York theres to many to count.

by Rawrsaur April 24, 2011

New York Sub

To put the bottom half of your dick in a woman's vagina with either, cum, vaginal juice, or condiments

"Hey bro, did you fuck Stephanie?"
"Yeah bro I gave her the New York Sub."

by YesItWillHappen May 24, 2017

new york shovel

When you put a spoon in a girls ass and eat whatever comes out.

girl1: got any new sex ideas?
girl2: have you ever been new york shoveled it feels so good!

by issamemario January 2, 2019

New York Smiley

When you slice someone's throat in the motion of a smiley face.

"I found out who shot my friend...I gave him a NEW YORK SMILEY!!!"

by Cbox360 May 1, 2010

New York Smart

A person who upon moving to New York is suddenly smarter than anyone, but with a smarmy attitude. An elitist.

I tried talking to him but he's New York Smart, so I bitch slapped him.

by necronomicomin December 30, 2011