by Sid Macintosh November 26, 2007
"I can't find Chuck Norris anywhere!"
"Of course not; you don't see him until it's too late."
(bad example, but I couldn't think of anything else.)
"Of course not; you don't see him until it's too late."
(bad example, but I couldn't think of anything else.)
by MileyCyrus=EpicFail October 31, 2009
1. geologists and vulcanologist discover a new fact, that in mountaintop of Eyjafjallajökull - Chuck Norris was burn a marshmellow and magma as the mayo for his breakfast.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
2. when Chuck Norris fart, each and every aircraft will be affected by turbulence.
3. Chuck Norris could make soprano voice of Celine Dion became alto by saying the word "kick".
4. when he's still serving for United State Air Force in Korea, Chuck Norris controlling the F-105D from the ground - like a kite.
by Lone Wolf McQuade May 16, 2010
by the-redneck-from-hell March 20, 2009
One hell of a sexy beast totally kicks ass on Walker Texas Ranger( coolest show ever)! He is probably the sexiest man alive!!
Dude its Chuck Norris!
by Chelsea Fraind April 02, 2008
The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.
I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.
by chaibot175 January 08, 2011