Mystery dick

A dick you have sex with but never see . You never get a picture , and you never have to give head .

Girl 1: how was your date with James???
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times

girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?

Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!

by Alikitten123 October 13, 2020

Mysteryphobic

Absolutely despising Mystery Burns from Renightmare. Anything related to Mystery Burns makes a Mysteryphobe tremble in anger.

"Man, I just really cannot stand Mystery Burns from renightmare. I think I'm Mysteryphobic."

by cheemscamke December 3, 2020

Mystery moment

When Mystery posts a message that contains something funny and then quickly deletes it.

That was a Mystery moment

by anotlostman April 8, 2021

Mystery meat

The rapper, the creator, the arteest.

ITS MYSTERY MEAT.

I went to Maryland this weekend to see dr Dre and mystery meat preform it was the best concert ever

by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022

The Mystery Colour BLEUGHUGHER

Warning: This definition contains a high amount of BLEUGHUGHER

What is BLEUGHUGHER(BLEH-URGHER?)?: BLEUGHUGHER is the colour that came before all colours. That includes white. Generally in theory people say that it is between the colours green and blue. However that is not true, this particular colour is between turquoise, and if you look even more carefully, it is between all colours.

The Mystery:
Now there is one special thing about 'BLEUGHUGHER' it does not exist in our dimension, yet it is all around us (I've seen it). The sensation that it radiates is a mental high coming from life, this element IS GOOD FOR YOU. (I forgot to mention in the other section, the colour is also between octarine).

Production:
it is made in a special way, in this other dimension, clouds made up of stars radiate the element. If you get your try hard eyes and watch 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' you can see the whole movie …

Interesting Facts:
My Little Ponys are made up of 'anti-BLEUGHUGHER'
If you stare into the sun for 10 minutes you have a 0.000001% chance of seeing 'BLEUGHUGHER'

Holy Shit! I don't exist! I just saw The Mystery Colour BLEUGHUGHER! or did i? O.o

by BLEUGHUGHER February 24, 2012

urban mystery

When you search for a word meaning on Urban Dictionary and they don't know what it is either.

'I tried looking for the meaning of ____ or Urban Dictionary. But they didn't know either. It's an urban mystery!'

by Th3_P4nd4_H3r0 May 19, 2016

history mystery

An aspect of the past which is currently unknown to historians, researchers and scholars alike.

When humanity first sprung into existence is up to debate, and therefore, is quite a history mystery.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018