Munch Nugget

Someone who eats ass, or is a total idiot, jerk off, or just simply pisses you off. Also see "Douche Canoe" or "Tool" Munch Nuggets are a zit on society's ass!

That dude is a total munch nugget!!

by bornabadfish June 5, 2011

scrote-munch

someone who gives blowjobs

That girl over there sure is a scrote-munch.

by Ren Walker123 December 2, 2010

Munch job

A form of blow job when the giver munches or chews, it can be intended or by accident, depending on the context it's used in.

Pmsl, Jeff told me Shirley slipped when she was tasting his meat, gave him a munch job.

Damn, that Laura girl's one kinky slut, gave Jonny a munch job yesterday.

by MeatyMan January 14, 2008

goober munch

A person who avoids wearing pants at all costs.

You are a goober munch.

by Drerpaderp February 4, 2017

Dildo Munch

The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.

Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.

by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010

munching moocher

Your friend who almost always has no money and will try to mooch a few fries or a bite of your meal

Olivia was always a munching moocher and eventually no one would sit with her at lunch

by von groovy May 4, 2019

struggle munch

When you're eating something and it get all over you or makes a mess.

"I see you struggle munchin' on that sloppy joe!"

by ca$$ money January 22, 2015