The protagonist from the original children's story and movie, The Jungle Book. He's a skinny bitch and a stripper (the movies just censor it with the piece of cloth he wears) who is a target of a ssssnnaaakke who wants to rape him with hypnosis.
Kaa: Moooowgggglllliiii loook at meeee... ssss....
Mowgli: *Horny* What?
Kaa: I'M GUNNA RAPE YOU!
Mowgli: NO U
*Runs away, back to his sex toy King Louie*
Mowgli: *Horny* What?
Kaa: I'M GUNNA RAPE YOU!
Mowgli: NO U
*Runs away, back to his sex toy King Louie*
by Kirk Johnson (not really) December 1, 2010
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1. A tool used to cut the green stuff around your house, if you have any.
2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.
3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.
2. A tool used to ferry you around the countryside if your a ghetto-country-welfarerat type who can't afford/is too-lazy-to-work-for a car of any kind.
3. A tool used to shave a womans pubic hair.
1. Glad I live in a desert where grass is virtualy nonexistent.
2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house.
3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!
2. Hey wassup! Lets hop on tha lawn mower and take a trip to D's house.
3. Dammit, the lawn mowers gone and my date will be here in minutes!
by notawelfarerat November 14, 2010
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Guy 1: "Dude, my friends and I are gonna see who lasts the longest this Mowvember!"
Guy 2: Godspeed my friend, Godspeed.
Guy 2: Godspeed my friend, Godspeed.
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Bronx is a great name but MOWGLI??
Voted one of the ugliest celebrity baby names of the year.
Bronx is a great name but MOWGLI??
Voted one of the ugliest celebrity baby names of the year.
Kid: Hey do you think Bronx is cool?
Kid2: Yeah, pretty cool name.
Kid: His full name is Bronx Mowgli..
Kid2: WTF?? Hell no
Kid2: Yeah, pretty cool name.
Kid: His full name is Bronx Mowgli..
Kid2: WTF?? Hell no
by OMFG you'd like to know July 16, 2009
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