the stiffening of joints after death, or a stoners last respects to a dead bong-buddy, in other words lighting up to honor the dead
The body was stuck in a doggy-style position due to rigor mortis.
After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
After the death of Jimmy, Ted decided to honor him through rigor mortis.
by the ninja buddha May 12, 2007
Get the rigor mortis mug.Someone with a fat booty and a caring heart. Morisa has a hard personality to get through but when you get through the reward is worth it. Also great head game.
by Johhniieee December 5, 2020
Get the morisa mug.Disease associated with dead bats. Most often acquired while living or working in a small area where bat corpses have been found.
Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.
If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.
Symptoms include but are not limited to: Trouble sleeping or breathing; Rashes lasting more than a week; Symptoms mimic those of mono; Severe cases have been known to cause panic attacks.
If symptoms are not checked out Chiroptera Mortis can lead to rabies or other fatal diseases associated with unclean animals.
Kat should have known those dead bats he found in his room could cause Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome.
Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.
Kat contracted Chiroptera Mortis Syndrome from not removing those dead bats he found under his bed quickly enough.
by The Bat Terminator March 11, 2009
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Chris: It's all thanks to my Hypercolor t-shirt, and my extremely large hands.
Chris: It's all thanks to my Hypercolor t-shirt, and my extremely large hands.
by Spaghetti016 September 16, 2009
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Man: I was sitting at my desk when I saw this beautiful Morris just walk on by. I couldn't stop looking, and before I knew it, I was up and out of my seat following her in a daze.
Woman: Those guys see a "Morris" when all I see is a slutty bitch that only knows how to seduce her way through life.
Woman: Those guys see a "Morris" when all I see is a slutty bitch that only knows how to seduce her way through life.
by Nathan Steel November 2, 2011
Get the Morris mug.This involves building a large pile of faeces, over a period of months, keeping it stored in a cool, dry place to esnure maximum conservation. One should then invite their partner over for a 'romantic dinner'. Following this, an invitation to Moris Dance. Whilst dancing force them into the cupboard and rub their face in the excrement. Then lock the cupboard, and proceed to ejaculate on the door handle, mixing it with superglue. Then proceed to sing the swedish national anthem until she can get out of the cupboard. Upon exiting her hand will become glued to the door handle, and mixed with the giz. Then shit on her feet and invite a swedish man over to regail her with a tale of the old country of sweden.
Last night I gave some girl with one leg The Swedish Moris Dance. She called the police and I'm facing 3 years in jail.
by Justice Crime February 4, 2007
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