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moast

A word meant to describe something when there is no other word to be used.

Moast can be positive, negative, descriptive in any way possible.

Derived from the word toast, because toast is awesome.
Bob - "Dude, that just might've been the most moast movie I have ever seen."

Mark - "Did you see that scene where those guy's got completely abused by the main guy? Badass doesn't even describe it, that was just moast."
by Bor Nworb June 9, 2008
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Moist William

The act of sticking your finger up a wet vagina and promptly sticking it into another person's ear
My girlfriend was misbehaving, so I gave her a Moist William as punishment.
by Fowneslark February 8, 2014
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moist guy

Some faggot who acts posh in east london
Yo, You see dat kid over there he's some moist guy0
by русский нет October 5, 2016
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Moist

Another word for cool, legit, or awesome. Probably makes a few of the un moist people in the area hilariously uncomfortable.
Me: Nice that new window tint is MOIST! Friend: Thanks friend! Eavesdropper: Ewww gross I hate that word!
by OGsoulskata October 25, 2016
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Moist Board

Moist Board is a collection of well known internet trolls, spammers and cloners. Initially from the SciFi.com bulletin boards, they ended up forming their own message forum due to their trolling antics being repeatedly deleted from SciFi.

The Moist Board members tend to follow their leader "Stallion Cornell" around the web, looking for new websites to troll. They are well known for creating hundreds of alternate nicknames and handles and for holding spirited debates with themselves via the use of their various clones.

The Moist Board is obsessed with the 1978 tv series Battlestar Galactica and endlessly harass fans of the new, more successful show.

The Moist board is also well known for altering the posts of members who disagree with their points of view. The Moist Board has set the bar for mod-panel abuse which other forums find difficult to duplicate.
The Moist Board is a collection of internet trolls obsessed with the tv series Battlestar Galactica
by Jean Paul Desmond April 17, 2009
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Moist

Used as an insult.
Like wet, but slightly less hydrated.

For example being "moist blud" is like being a 'wet man', but not quite AS damp.
When cussin man down: "You are MOIST bruv! Not even a ting!"
by alldabitchesanddahoes January 24, 2011
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Moist Johnson

To lick your hand, then slap someone on the face, after which you must say "Moist Johnson!"
by JMount August 31, 2006
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