moon head 

A derogatory term to describe a person unfortunate enough to have a forehead and chin which jut out in unsightly fashion, resembling a half moon when viewed in profile.

Reese Witherspoon is such a moon head!

moon head by alan the wordsmith January 3, 2008

Moon ointment 

#1) lunar secretions used to moisten ones ashy elbows

"Man, dat niggas elbows was SO ashy, had to apply him some Moon ointment"

Moon ointment by Felix The Gat November 23, 2009

Moon pig 

A usually frighteningly ugly white woman who decides to have sexual relations with the first black man that comes around even be it a hobo. Aptly named since,

A. Usually not reconized as a synonym for jungle fever
B. She lives on the moon in a metaphorical way because that black man is just trying to get back for 150 years of slavery not start a family.

Mike: See that moon pig right there!
Me: Damn straight that dude is going to get her prego and leave. I'd hate to see that baby it's going to be ugly as shit.

Moon pig by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

Moon Cheese

Cheese... From the moon. Sweet, delicious, and sometimes addictive. Little people known as Eek (sometimes known as Eeklings) harvest this cheese daily.

I could go for a big ol' hunk o' moon cheese right now.

Moon Cheese by Mr. Makamura June 27, 2004

Moon Landing

An event in America's history that actually happened, but has much criticism of being a hoax. Unfortunately simple minded idiots on urban dictionary like to try to spread their ignorance to people. Some people try to explain things that were filmed during the moon landing as a reason for being a hoax and deny the truth, even though footage from the moon landing has been proven to be true years later after it happened. Even though, still these people won't believe in the truth because they are just too stubborn and live in the past.

{idiot} "Hey, dude did you see that flag on the moon landing waving. It must be a hoax"
{anyone with a brain} " Oh my, just shut the f**k up, they've proven that it is possible to do that in space, gets your facts right before you start talking."

Moon Landing by whathappenedinthemoonlanding July 7, 2010

moon landing

When one person is trying to get around another whose facing the opposite direction and, thus, cannot see the first person trying to squeeze by without touching. At the last second, as the first person is about to pass, the second steps directly in his or her path, resulting in inadvertent crotch-to-ass contact.

After an unintentional moon landing, the first person might say: "Oops! Pardon me! Didn't mean to land on your moon."

moon landing by sprtkus February 18, 2011

moon pretzel 

To be forced down onto your stomach and have your legs bent backwards, so that the tips of your toes touch a part of your head.

"Oh my god! Richie just fell off of that wave so hard onto the sand, I bet when he hit the sand he got so moon pretzeled!"

moon pretzel by T.E.D. June 27, 2006