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Monica

Someone who is not to be trusted. If you are dating her she will control your very existence down to the shoes that you wear. She seems sweet but she is actually plotting your demise. She is anorexic and makes her children feel as though food is the devil. Food is not the devil, she is. She is just god awful and if you get the chance, run. Don't turn your back to her because she will stab it when she gets the chance. She is like a spider and you will get eaten if you fall into her web. OH wait, I forgot, she doesn't eat. She is the spawn of Satan and is on a whole new level of evil.
Person 1: Did you see that pale skeleton in a backwards jean mini skirt?

Person 2: Yeah, that's Monica.

Person 3: Hey! That's my wife!

Person 2: I'm sorry for your loss.
by FUNNYBUN June 23, 2016
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Monica

A controlling, but loving individual. She loves attention, and is very popular. She sticks by your side no matter what happens in life. Monica has a sweet smile, but no none on the planet can say 'no' to her.
Monica- hey, can I get your number?
Guy- sure thing, Monica!
by BuggySweetheart888 June 14, 2018
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Monica

Latin derived from "One who has many men"
Unfaithful /Cheater/Adulterer
Slut/Whore/Used by men

Not to be trusted
Carrier of many sexually transmitted diseases
Jealous

Dope whore
"Watch out man, you'll end up with a wicked Monica!"
"Banged that house and got a Monica!"
by The Mark Legend October 6, 2018
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Moni

Some stank ass bitch that thinks that going against her own rules is cool and sucking your friends' dicks because they draw your characters and interact with them in Roleplay.
Person 1: This is a warning. Stop ruining everyone's fun.
Also Person 1: does the exact same thing as they warned someone for

Everyone: God they're such a Moni.
by S1NB0Y June 28, 2019
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Modibo

He is a Fucking G in Every Game and the Most Beatiful Man People often call him Triple G because his Dig, intelligence and his Skill is Godlike.That is why He doesn't need a gun to get respect upon the street.In the top he has the right to be the King of your Country so you should do Everything He commands
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Monica

Hej hej Monica hej buddy monica
by Pewdfan June 11, 2019
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Monica

Monica
Monica went to the store
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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