Mister Ed

A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.

"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"

by Kean Bean February 22, 2010

mistextualization

The sadly predictable yet inevitable misunderstanding that always occurs when I text cute girl.
Also derivatives including but not limited to: Facebook posts, Facebook IM, MySpace, aol im, gchat, etc.

After I sent her a response, mistextualization came into play and now she thinks that I am gay.

by nala75 March 18, 2010

Mister Shrum

The leader of the Shrum clan, a family of tourists that traveled deep into Asia to find herro herro's in their natural habitat. A creature of great intellect and intrigue, Mister Shrum likes to attend parties where he can converse with the rest of the Shrum family. He has a wife, Mrs. Shrum, two children, Toddler Shrum and Younger Brother Shrum, as well as a Cousin Shrum. They are indigenous to New York but are known to travel the world.

This is Mister Shrum, and the shower radio in Mr. Shrum's bathroom is not working.

by thecoooolest January 21, 2011

Mister Fahrenheit

A nickname you call someone when they are able to withstand heat

James: You are kind of close to that fire, aren't you hot, Jhon?
Jhon: I can stand it
James: Mister Fahrenheit!

by 50%Cat December 2, 2011

Mister Cee

A HipHop DJ and host of legendary hip hop radio station Hot 97 He is most recently know for being part of a gay sex bust in which he got caught having gay sex with a transvestite in a parked car outside a New York Hotel by the NYPD. He initially denied the claim but after legal documents surfaced on the internet proving the claim he later confirmed it through an angry twitter message reading "SO WHAT! Mind ur motherfucking business. Thats right i said it!! Some people have such depressing lives they get joy from others mistakes."

Guy 1: Who the hell is mister cee? i keep seeing his name on twitter.
Guy 2: Ohh. Hes that one DJ who got caught having gay sex with a transvestite by the pigs

by alphapixell December 11, 2011

Mistercheckerfeet

A fan of Van Shoes, usually a male, who is completely awesome and laid back. Mistercheckerfeet are very protective and at the same time attractive. If you run into a Mistercheckerfeet, hold onto him forever.

Dude, did you see that awesome guy walking past! It must have been a Mistercheckerfeet.

by aMistercheckerfeet July 25, 2011

Misters Smith and Wesson

Used when talking about a concealed S&W revolver on your person. Generally to avoid the panic caused by declaring you are carrying a revolver.

Jeff: I wish we had a gun right now.
Sally: Don't worry, I brought Misters Smith and Wesson with me.

by EchoNovember October 22, 2011