minnesota seat cover

To deficate all over the toilet seat. Typically done at a public facility.

The toilet didn't have a fill tank to leave an upper decker, so I gave it a Minnesota seat cover instead.

by Phantom Shitter2 December 6, 2007

Minnesota Blue Babe

The act of inserting your penis down a woman's throat and not allowing her to breathe until she turns blue. At this point, you slap her ass and scream "Babe Ruth."

Last night I Minnesota Blue Babed a bitch. She passed out.

by dman19191919 March 8, 2011

Minnesota Rodeo

n. Noun, v. Verb

is a Minnesota version of a Rodeo. When trees are young, they can be bent over, with satisfying results. While hanging upside down from this tree, a pre-determined shaker shakes the tree back and forth. How over long the participant stays on, is there score.

Hey, what was your Minnesota Rodeo score?
:Oh, I got ten seconds!

by Ginger>Daywalker December 6, 2009

Minnesota Snow Plow

A sexual position where one person is on their hands and knees and the other person (always male) penetrates the vagina or anus from behind. The person penetrating will then pull the other persons arms out from under them thus forcing them to fall forward as he thrusts.

I gave your mom a hell of a minnesota snow plow.

by dave m. hudson February 27, 2009

Minnie muncher

Another way of calling someone a rug muncher.

Dude, she's not interested in guys, she's a minnie muncher

by No one significant June 27, 2010

Minnesota Blizzard

The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.

You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard

by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014

Minnesota Trailer Hitch

A blowjob with suction so vicious it would be able to take the chrome off of a trailer hitch, making your dick look like a trailer hitch in Minnesota (which for some reason are all stripped of chrome), dull and lusterless.

"Dude that chick gave me a Minnesota Trailer Hitch last night, I think it may have blown up bloodcells in my dick!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"

by TrailerHitched January 23, 2016