Yao Ming

A code word for "cocaine"

"Hey Mick, I heard the Rockets are in LA this weekend on their West Coast swing, and Yao Ming is going to be out on the scene tonight."

"I just spent some time in the bathroom with Yao Ming, and now I'm feeling alot taller than 7-4."

"I know he's usually yellow, but Yao is looking alot whiter than he did last weekend."

"Hey bro, did you add Yao to the evite for my birthday party this weekend?"

by Jason H. B. June 14, 2008

minge magnet

A minge magnet is a guy who invariably attracts the opposite sex, much to the irritation of his friends (cf. fanny magnet). However, those he attracts are not always top-notch muff (qv.)

Did you see that minger make a bee-line for Dave - he's a right minge magnet, the twot.

by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005

dem-mings

Related to lemmings. Democrats blindly, hopenotically, trooping after BO, to their demise, into the sea, leaving behind pre-Obama America. By 2013, few were still afloat, totally hopeless, with no change (left in their pockets).

The dem-mings were hopenotized by the promises from their grinning, arrogant, and egotistical leader.

by TOPICWAQ July 13, 2010

yao ming

A Phrase used just like " You know what I mean? "

Fred- Hey yo Whats Cracking?
Howard-Not much, yao Ming? YAo Ming?
Fred- yeah I dig...

by Howard Chen April 23, 2005

ming ling

A cute person that deserves everything.

Exm:Asian goddess,angel etc.

"Did you see that girl at the Tiest Rave?"
"yea she was such a ming ling"

by Kyo~ September 7, 2007

Minge Maestro

A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.

That Derek sure is one hell of a minge maestro.

by F Meister July 28, 2008

Minge Gutsters

Trousers or jeans usually worn by middle aged women or sad freaks that come up above the belly button creating a large lump of fat that spreads from stomach to minge emphasising their 'minge gut'(see definition) or creating the appearance of one. Watch 80's music videos or browse the aisles of Marks and Spencers for examples.

Look at that freak in those minge gutsters!

Excuse me, I'm looking for a lovely pair of trousers for my daughter wedding, do you sell minge gutsters?

by Sarah July 9, 2004