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Miley Cyrus 

Miley Cyrus is a tool. I will now go on to make fun of some of her song names because I can do so.

Bottom of the Ocean - Where you should be at this current point in time.
Closet Full of Clothes - Yes, Miley. A closet is normally where clothes reside.
Creeper of my Heart - Wtf?
Don't Walk Away - Too bad.
I Don't Feel Beautiful - I wonder why.
I Want To Be Your Baby - No.
I'm Ready for Love - BITCH YOU'RE 12.
If We Were A Movie - No one would watch.
Old Blue Jeans - Wtf?
Rockstar - Like you know anything about being a fucking "rockstar".
The Bone Dance - Wtf?

Her song lyrics are beyond shitty.
Shitty as in THEY DON'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE AT ALL.

One of Miley Cyrus' stupid songs:
There was this guy,
A little smaller,
He was great,
And I was taller.
He was the one I needed.
I asked him out,
But he said no,
Just wanna be friends,
But I'm sorry though.
So I begged and pleeded
So I was left heart broken.
And no more words were spoken.
The next day he didn't even speak.
I looked away I felt so week.
I didn't even get one kiss.
How the samheck can he do this.
But he thinks it's alright again.
So now still we are just friends.

Is this what the world of music is coming to? Seriously? Those have got to be some of the worst lyrics to any song ever. Whoever wrote that song (it was probably not her on account of I doubt she writes any of her songs because she's most likely too busy brainwashing kids and destroying braincells) should probably just stop writing songs now. Like, right now.
Miley Cyrus by LAAAAA. February 24, 2009
The most beautiful woman ever. Such pretty eyes. Such great personality. Such a cute titties. 🥰🥰
You see Melly over there? Looking fine as fuckk bro.
Melly by Coopthescoop June 12, 2019

Miley-cyrused 

When a image or song is heavily altered from the original to make it better, (see photoshopping for images)
Guy 1: Wow, I heard Miley Cyrus on American Idol, and she was horrible live!

Guy 2: Yeah, totally. And that 'live album' from her tour is the definitely altered, big time.

Guy 1: That's so true, they Miley-cyrused the hell out of her pictures and songs.
Miley-cyrused by Moqsynatah August 21, 2009

Milky Cheerio 

After missionary the guy pulls out and cums on the girls stomach and her bellybutton fills up with cum, looking like a cheerio floating in milk.
" I had to shower after because I got a milky cheerio"

"he poured his milk in my cheerio"
Milky Cheerio by RobSu January 22, 2008

milky white thighs 

A condition where an individual regularly exposes his blinding white legs to others.
Everything was fine at the coffee shop until Aaron revealed his milky white thighs and offered to cream my drink with them.
milky white thighs by milltron November 30, 2010

Milky beans 

A different name for the midlands town Milton Keynes
Jim"were you off to"
Bob "Ive got a job on in milky beans"