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midnight tragedy

This is used to describe what happens when a man tries to have sex with a woman in the middle of the night and accidentally misses his intentional target and instead ends up trying to get in the outdoor.

Note on usage: The "accidentalness" of the midnight tragedy is debatable depending on the situation.
Bill: "Wow, you were pretty hammered when you left the bar last night. How'd the evening turn out?"

Jack: "So so. I had a midnight tragedy with Sarah when I got home. She wasn't happy."
by Fernando Anando November 13, 2007
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Midnight Margarita

A dark colored variation of the popular Margarita drink. It uses Eristoff Black Wildberry Vodka in addition to Tequila, Triple Sec, Lime Juice and Sweet & Sour. Topped with a Chambord Float. Delicioso. The white salted rim (stars) and the lime wedge garnish (half moon) really finish the picture of a midnight sky. Originated in Roseville, Ca at Carmelita's Mexican Restaurant.

MIDNIGHT MARGARITA RECIPE
1 Oz Eristoff Black Wildberry Vodka
2 Oz of your favorite 100% Blue Agave Tequila
1 Oz Fresh Squeezed Lime Juice
1 Oz Triple Sec
Fill with Sweet & Sour
Float Chambord Rasberry Liquer
John: Ashley, what did you order? Your drink looks like Ink!
Ashley: OMG, It's a Midnight Margarita, It's Sooo Delicious!
by BrazilianBoyWonder August 17, 2011
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midnightneo

A website owned and run by Trevor, its only claim to fame being that it's the only known Neopets fansite to have a radio built in. Also has a forum to go with it, which has been renamed, moved, and changed so many times that not even regular visitors can keep up. Run by donations and volunteer work by amateur DJs, no money is made by ads. The owner, however, is an immature control freak, and twists/changes the rules to support whichever point he's trying to make. Advertised as an "amazing website" this fails to mention the owner's tendencies to fire employees with no real reason, and get mad and ban/insult people who he doesn't like. In short, a good idea for a website, but poorly executed by a complete jerk.
More people have been fired in the course of midnightneo's history than ever actually started working there.
by Megacat January 24, 2009
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Midnight Meat Train

(v.) To propose to your girl and then, promptly, throw her over a bar counter and fuck her from behind to celebrate your happy moment.
"Dude! Jack pulled a midnight meat train last night!"

"Really? How romantic!"
by Rock Meatpunch April 6, 2009
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Midnight Abseiling

For a man thumb his ass hole and wank at the same time in an abseiling fashion
Michael found him self at a loose end and went for a Midnight Abseilingmidnight abseil
by maverick360 November 24, 2010
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midnight sex

Abby sucked my cock at 3am while I was still half way sleep and rode it till cum splurged everywhere then we rolled over and went to bed we had midnight sex
by Real trill girl introvert November 21, 2014
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Midnight

tyrone: "yo wat up my midnight"
by -L-Eisurepf November 22, 2013
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