Microsocial

A person who would likely be considered antisocial in a large social system, but is very social in a small group or social unit.

I thought Kyle was antisocial, but is he the life of the lunch table or what? I guess he is just microsocial.

by Brent J. Grim March 31, 2021

microft

my latvian English teacher didn't know how to spell minecraft and just typed in microft and made it a sentence.

Edvards was studying English yesterday the whole evening when someone invited him to join microft.

by Specko October 12, 2021

iMicrosoft

iMicrosoft is an apple product used to insult Windows and Microsoft as an whole

Apple: we're releasing our latest iShit, it's called iMicrosoft
Microsoft: you asshole!

by Trollow March 8, 2022

Microshit Losedows

Microshit Microfuck Losedows/Winblows is the worst misoperating system on the face of the planet, forcing all their shit products onto people such as Visual Shitio and Edge.

Microshit mostly makes failed products, and the only products that succeed are ones they copied or bought from others and then used their monopoly powers to shove down our throats. This was the strategy of Shill Gates, continued by Shitya Nadella.

Microsoft Reams, Asszure, and Offuck are just some of their shit products.

Microshit Losedows keeps crashing, bugging out, forcing Edge (which tries to push payday loans on people) on me even when I set a different as default, keeps asking me to set it as default and pay for Offuck and Xcox Game Pass every time I have a forced update, and keeps trying to force me to use ZeroDrive.

You're forced to sign in to a Microshit account when setting up the PC and connect to a network (so if you don't have network or the drivers, you're screwed, and Winblows has worse native network drive support then Linux). There's the nonsensical CPU hogging widgets that nobody cares about and many other bullshit.

by HeWhoShantNotBeNamed July 31, 2023