Michael

A person you will grow to hate or learn to love. He puts family and friends over everything, will die for a friend or family member. Does well in school. Likes sports, and knows a lot about them. He doesn't love or trust easy. The ideal boyfriend. He's incredibly hard on himself, and will punish himself for a mistake even if he isn't judged. He's hated by many loved by few, but the hatred keels him going. He likes succeeding just to spite people who treat him poorly. Show him respect or you will regret it. Learn to love him and you may a lucky one who he loves back.

I wish I understood Michael.
Dont feel bad, not many people do.

by Anonymous4234 June 3, 2018

Michael

This guy is a tall, handsome guy. He enjoys is video game and bike rides. This guy is the funniest person on Earth! He can make a room laugh without them knowing what was funny. This guy isn’t the smartest but he is very educated street wise. He makes the best boyfriend, he will spoil you and make you laugh all the time. Michaels are the best. Go get yo self a Michael!

Girl1: We have a new student.
Girl2: what’s his name?
Girl1: Michael I think
Girl2: OMG I CALL DIBS

by Dolansmith February 8, 2020

Michael

Totally player. Will break ur heart. Is a jackass and douchebag. But he is ur absolutely dream boy and you’ll fall in love instantly

He’s such a player but a totally sweetheart must be Michael

by JOEEEEÉ November 2, 2019

michael

has a nice good dick and is ready to please kieran

hey kieran u want some michael in your life?

by i<3uKieran March 14, 2017

Michael

He's just Rawr XD, you know sooooo uwu, kinda likes to nuzzle and pounce on you. Bit of an ohtaku/weeb. Still would fuck cause he got a GIANT DICK.

Person 1: Rawr XD
Pearson 2: Such a Michael

by Mr_Squares August 22, 2019

Michael

Often pretends to be disabled to get attention or into bed with men and/or authority figures. Addicted to candy and porn...sometimes together. Steals books from the church library and takes money from the homeless. He will do anything to get ahead including auctioning off his virginity on ebay. He likes to show off his food slicing skills to (unsuccessfully) compensate for his tiny manhood.

Another word for a compulsive liar, foot fungus brought on by an STD, cheater, male prostitute, and child rapist. "I'm sorry I cheated, but what do you expect, I am a Michael!"

by Le Corbustier. August 26, 2010

Michael

A pretty cool guy who is a master of biomed and fucks bitches all the time. Dude gets so much pussy and ass in Gibson, Gleason, NRH, Sol, and so many other places. Is never a tiger on his own time. A true ladies' man, his dick is never lonely.

Dude, did you hear Tom fucked three girls at once last night?
Oh shit. He is such a Michael.

by MahDick9001 January 11, 2012