When your name is Jared and you proceed to engage in sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature. Then the mushed up guts and semen is poured into a cup and consumed.
by Bonersarefun March 30, 2024
by Sharky1325 January 16, 2018
Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.
Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.
Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.
BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.
Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.
BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL
by I’m sand December 04, 2020
Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.
Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
by I’m sand December 04, 2020
by Bilingualofficechair February 17, 2023
by among us gamer handsome February 26, 2024
1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025