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For female drivers/owners; Mazda MX-5 is a fine piece of autmobile technology and design. It represents somewhat of a statement that its female owner has to say about herself to the world, and that is "I am young, I am beautiful, and I don´t need anybody to tell me that, since my car reflects me 100%!"

For male drivers/owners things are more or less the same, although the statement that the modern man, driving the MX5 wants to say about himself IS a bit different... So I guess it would go something like this; "I am young, I am not so beautiful, and I am gay! So women, please back off, because I suck on cocks!"
The small and nimble Mazda´s legendary Roadster explained by gender drivers/owners.
by Frankenheimer September 6, 2008
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Mazda Miata

A plastic vagina on wheels, usually bought by middle aged men experiencing a mid-life crisis. This car is a glorified matchbox car, and anyone seen driving this abomination to manhood should be flipped off with extreme prejudice. Especially if the top is down.
I bought a Mazda Miata because that's all I could afford.
by xXxXchicken/beefXxXx June 14, 2014
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Mazda

Mazda is a Japanese Automaker which produce a clone of the German "Wankel-Rotory-engine" aka Wanker-Rotary. The Japanese inventor, before starting the company known as Mazda, looked up his dictionary for the word 'Wanker', (there is no 'l' in Japanese) found the meaning to be 'one who masturbates'. Trying to find a name quickly for the clone of the German Wankel engine, the Japanese engineer simply translated the phonetics of the word (which he did not know the word of) into Japanese, and came up with 'Mazdabate'. Eventually, this was abbreviated to just 'Mazda', when the former name drew a few laughs from other more english-proficient japanese.
Omg uleh.. check out my fully sick 13B rotary.. its pure Mazdabation.
by Macadonia August 1, 2009
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Mayed

WOW... So surprising of you... I'm mayed
by punkin-chunkin July 19, 2016
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North Macedonian

A person who currently lives or is from the Republic of North Macedonian or may refer to a group of south Slavs that mainly inhabit the northern part of the historical region of Macedonia.
by NMKWARRIOR January 28, 2019
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macedonia

macedonia-makedonija republic of macedonia-republika makedonija is a nation in south eastern europe its capital city is solun (thessoleniki) its language is macedonian it is bordered by serbia albania bulgaria kosovo and (FTROG) former turkish republic of greece it has a population of over 4,000,000 90 % of the country is macedonian orthodox.
united macedonia
by makedon November 18, 2009
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Maged

A regular asshole that only cares about none other than himself and his ridiculously tiny friend that he plays so regularly with. A whiny loser who pees in his bedsheets and cries for mommy at night.
He is such a Maged, you deserve so much better.
by justanawesomealien July 25, 2018
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