Mathturbation

Thinking about Math at an irrelevant time. Most often done first thing in the morning, late at night, or occasionally while on the toilet.

Carter was mathturbating in the shower early in the morning.

When Hannah was in History, she was so bored that she used mathturbation to relieve her stress.

After another lonely night, Justin mathturbated before going to sleep and was able to escape into a world of reals and dreams.

by Mathturbator34 October 23, 2012

Matt Nelson

A person who tries to do everything everyone else is doing but can never be good at it. He tends to be terrible at everything he does, especially video games.

"You're playing like Matt Nelson. smh."

by MarkySoDarky August 5, 2016

Matt Lauer

Verb:
To summon a (subordinate) co-worker to your office, drop your trousers, whip out your pecker, and demand service.

The Matt Lauer De-Luxe includes attempting to discipline said co-worker when setvice is refused.

The new boss is a total creep! He just called me to his office and tried to Matt Lauer me!!!

by Mustache Larry December 1, 2017

Doing a Matt

Being a geek
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin

Matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called "55 and still can't get some"

man you love computers as much you're doing a matt

A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek

by mingymoo September 1, 2006

Hakuna Matata

It means no worries, for the rest of your days.

Hakuna Matata.

by Thatpersonyousawatthatplace May 3, 2011

Matt

An amazing person who everybody likes.

Dont you just love Matt.

by Ajslykiller June 16, 2011

matt

Matt's are cool people who you would love to hang out with. he'll take your breath away once you see him. hes the sweetest guy ever. he'll make you feel like your a princess. most have amazing eyes. really tall.

Girl 1 - Did you see Matt today?
Girl 2 - Yeah didnt he look sooo hot!

by Ajslykiller June 16, 2011